Today featured so much fatass, your face would have melted right off your fuckin' face.
His first words were said to me in the hallways today, I wasn't with Sidney and he said in a crude teenager fatass voice, "BITCH." I laughed and laughed and laughed, then I found Sidney and we took a wild guess as to which hallway he went down and, as usual, we were RIGHT! we were lookin' in doorways and out of nowhere I see fatass and I stopped and smiled and smiled and smiled and Sidney smiled and smiled.
And as for SCRUFFY, during the PSSA days he's been getting off the bus and right to his PSSA testing room, and we were right there at the front doors waiting for him. Today he had his hood up and a teacher yelled at him
"Take your hood down"
...(no response) he continued to walk
"Take your hood down!"
....(diddo)
At this time Scruffy walks into his classroom with the teacher following him
"Is he plugged in?"
This line made my whole day.
Such a good day.
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